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Liberal Jokes: Wit of Sir Robert Menzies |
"I did not catch your words, sir, if indeed, they were words."
"Tell us all you know, Bob - it won't take long!"
The meeting erupted.
Menzies looked at the main and said:
"I will tell you everything we both know - it won't take any longer."
"Madam, I'm sure your husband is very glad you are here today."
Menzies replied: "This is probably a great day in your life. You'll be able to toddle around among your friends and say: I remember the day I told Menzies to shut up."
"Oh now, don't knock ff 'Pig-iron Bob' and start calling me Uranium Bob. Its much too long a word - and you'll
never get it on a brick wall.
"One thing about bureaucrats is that they never swallow their young. Leave them alone and you'll find them increasing every year.
"I wonder if ten Menzies will be worth on Bradman."
Interjector: "Wotcha gonna do about 'ousing?"
Sir Robert Menzies: "Put an 'h' in front of it."
In a election time public meeting in Geelong, a man kept interjecting from the back of the hall.
A noisy meeting of coalminers in Wonthaggi hall was settling down, when someone from the front row yelled out:
After many interuptions from a meeting in Sydney Town Hall from a woman:
In a noisy Rockhampton meeting, a Queenslander yelled out: "SHUT UP!"
To interjectors at a Brisbane meeting:
To Liberal rally in 1946:
"Never pay attention to anonymous letters...unles you get a few thousand on the same subject."
On being asked for his autograph at Eastern Suburbs Returned Serviceman's Club, Sydney:
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